So while I love Statham and I adore most of his movies, he's done quite a few duds. What hurts me the most about Crank 2 is how much I loved the first one and how much the sequel shat on everything that made the first one awesome ( Read more... )

You know, I can't remember the first thing I ever saw Jason Statham in. I think it's The Transporter, but I feel like it could be something else. The One, maybe ( Read more... )

I have just learned that Statham cries in 13, which is a movie I started but never finished because it was really really boring, about characters I didn't give a crap about, but Statham wore GORGEOUS SUITS, and that was the main appeal, except it's so BORING, but now I've learned that he CRIES, so I guess I am now fundamentally motivated to finish ( Read more... )

PRAISE JEBUS IT'S AN AWESOME STATHAM MOVIE

He, like, ACTED and stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I still want him to do something other than action, and I think there are certainly places where Safe could've been better, but it's LEAPS AND BOUNDS more awesome than the last couple of things I saw him in. Safe is reminiscent of The Transporter series, ( Read more... )

Don't expect Jason Statham to play anything other than action men on the big screen - he insists he isn't suitable for any other role ( Read more... )

Jason Statham has a movie coming out in September and I'm not even remotely excited.

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I AM VERY VERY SIDE EYE AT THE IDEA OF THE TRANSPORTER THE TV SHOW. APPARENTLY CHRIS VANCE IS GONNA PLAY FRANK MARTIN WHICH ANNOYS ME BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE FRANK MARTIN AND HE IS PLAYED BY JASON STATHAM THANK YOU VERY MUCH BUT I KNOW bluerosefairy LIKES CHRIS VANCE SO THERE YOU GO BUT I WILL BE OVER HERE SIDE-EYEING ( Read more... )

March 25 - Sucker Punch ( Read more... )

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YARGH. I need The Mechanic in my life like RIGHT NOW. The last Statham movie I saw was The Expendables but that was an ensemble cast, and I was sort of idk about his character though I enjoyed his performance as always (EXCEPT WHEN IT'S CRANK 2 OMG BITTER BITTER). Or rather, I liked his character when it was the action stuff. The side plot with ( Read more... )